Trump 0, Corona 1

On the Virus, Trump says he’s a 10;
That he’d do it all over again
If he clears his own name, then he can’t take the blame
For why nothing’s on ESPN

But in fact, he did many things wrong
Why are testing kits taking so long?
And the Pandemic Team others held in esteem
Were dismissed; how did that make us strong?

He’s still shaking everyone’s hand
Breaking every outline and command
While Nunes, the shlub, counseled “go to the pub”
For many, all taverns are banned

Worst of all, Trumpers think it’s a hoax
But deaths do not play well in jokes
Blame Obama, be grouchy; just listen to Fauci
If not, “Buh-thee That’s All, Folks!”