Advice From Ivanka

Ivanka says, “find something new!”
As if it’s so easy to do
There’s no work anywhere; when’s the next career fair?
Plus, I’m good at my job, so fuck you!

And PS, you can’t shill Goya beans
Even though you’re all conmen from Queens
See, it breaks a clear clause found in our ethics laws
About time you find out what that means