We Occupied, to no avail While they bet on banks too big to fail And despite bad behavior, D.C. was their savior, With nobody going to jail Now Reddit gave them the Short Squeeze Bringing billionaires down to their knees Wall Street’s rigged it for years; now that they’re shedding tears They all want regulations? Oh, please.

Dominion was safe and secure Despite Giuliani’s grand tour Said the votes were all tampered, so now he’ll be hampered With debt; what an entrepreneur!

We’ll remember the fear he incited And the strongmen he praised and invited All his lies and self-dealings, the pardons, and feelings of Dread as each office was blighted We’ll remember impeachable acts And the yes-men who covered his tracks All the promises broken, and hate he awoke in His base while distorting the facts We’ll remember assaults on the press And evading his own IRS Travel bans, kids in cages, high stocks but low wages, Each day was a new “SOS”

NRA had to fix their affairs ‘Cuz their assets? Just Wayne LaPierre’s This bankruptcy filing has got me, well, smiling But let’s send our best “thoughts and prayers”

Said Ivanka, “don’t use our commodes!” Guess the Secret’s the Service’s loads? While I wish it were funny, they burned through real money By renting out neighbors’ abodes

This morning was hopeful and kind With Georgia on everyone’s mind Then the Congress’s job was cut short by a mob Of Trump loyalists, as he designed Yes, the President started a coup “Stand back and stand by” was a clue One woman was shot; the majority, not. It’s amazing what white skin can do

Perdue/Loeffler, Republican leeches Who cry “HOAX!” but can’t say where the breach is And so Georgia, be heard; you gave Biden your word A Blue Congress? As sweet as your peaches.

The Electoral College Affirms: Biden won, in no uncertain terms Trump should stop his sham trials; the courts’ harsh denials Show truth isn’t spread, only germs

A week since we got what we needed And yet Donald still hasn’t conceded Spinning tales about fraud while his minions applaud And Joe Biden transitions, impeded Trump can’t stop the false accusations They’re the crux of his newest donations But then read the fine print; he will make a small mint By the order of his operations